Valentine's Day
Book now! For Valentine’s Day 2012, we are offering several different types of telegrams with lots of choices for flowers, chocolates and balloons. We want to make it a special day to remember!
Due to the high number of telegrams we perform on Valentine’s Day, we request a minimum 4-hour window for delivery. Contact Singing Telegrams of Austin by email or call (512) 297-9251.
1. Sweet & Simple. Includes 1 or 2 songs chosen from our song list, a personalized card and a box of delicious Russell Stover chocolates in a red heart-shaped box. Performer dressed in formal attire. Price: $75.
2. Loving Kindness. Includes a single red rose, 1 or 2 songs, a personalized card, a box of chocolates in a red heart-shaped box and a Hawaiian silk flower lei. Performer dressed in formal attire. Price: $95.
3. True Love. A dozen roses in a vase with a big beautiful ribbon, 1 or 2 songs and a personalized card. Performer dressed in formal attire. Price: $160.
4. Kermit the Frog. Who better to sing a love song than the world’s most lovable frog? Kermit sings a song of your choice from our song list, tells a bunch of silly frog jokes and holds a croaking contest. Includes a 10 to 12-inch stuffed toy frog and a box of delicious Russell Stover chocolates. Price: $125.
The Original Telegram
Surprise loved ones, bosses, teachers, secretaries at work or at the front doors of their homes. The following options are delivered wearing semi-formal attire. A song list is available for your choosing.
Sweet & Simple Package for $75 includes 1 or 2 songs, and a personalized card.
Loving Kindness Package for $90 includes 1 or 2 songs, a personalized card and a small gift. This gift could be a balloon, candy gift bag, single rose or other small but personal treasure.
Sweetheart Package for $115 includes 2 songs, a personalized card, and a simple floral arrangement.
True Love Package for $150 includes 2 songs, a personalized card and a dozen rose arrangement.
Long Distance for $25 includes a song and personalized message delivered over the phone.
How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying
Convert prospects to sales with custom-written telegrams singing your praises. Send a thank you for the big contract you just won. Nail down that dream job. We work with you to re-write lyrics to popular songs and choose the appropriate costume. We deliver the telegram -- your style and creativity win them over! $195 per telegram.
Ukulele Hula Girl
This Hawaiian princess will have everyone up and doing the Huki Lau Hawaiian dance as she strums her ukulele. Dressed in a pretty, colorful (but not revealing) costume, she will present the birthday person with a lei and sing your choice of song from the songlist. (You Are My Sunshine, Don’t Worry, Be Happy, Tiptoe Through the Tulips are among the choices.) Then she’ll ask everyone to join in singing Happy Birthday. The Ukulele Hula Girl package for $110 includes a lei for the birthday person, one song and the Huki Lau dance number.
Kermit
It’s Kermit, the world’s most lovable frog! He sings “It’s Not Easy Being Green” or your choice of a love song, tells a bunch of silly frog jokes and holds a croaking contest. Great for events with an environmental theme, hospital visits and children’s parties. Kermit is $125 and includes a stuffed toy frog and a shiny red heart-shaped balloon or box of chocolates.
Just Like Mom
Perfect for students or anyone who needs some TLC. If you can’t be there in person, send us to fuss over your darling. One dozen of the best home-baked chocolate cookies in the world included in the delivery. Also included are your personal message in a card and two songs. Great for birthdays, graduations and just because you miss them.
Just Like Mom package for $110 includes 1 dozen cookies, 2 songs and a card.
Marilyn Monroe
A sizzling addition to any party or event. Songs include Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, My Heart Belongs to Daddy and a very special Happy Birthday.
The Marilyn Monroe package for $150 includes 1 or 2 songs and your personal message in a card.
Julia Child
“I’m Julia Child. Bon Appetit!” A fun addition to a dinner
party, wine and food festival or a gala fundraiser, Julia swoops in and gives a
hilarious cooking lesson based loosely (very loosely) on a recipe from her
famous television show, The French Chef. Bouillabaisse will never be the same!
The Julia Child package for $150
includes a cooking lesson by a Julia Child impersonator, one song and one-dozen
home-baked chocolate chip cookies.
Singing Chicken
Q; Is chicken soup really good for your health?
A: Not if you’re the chicken!
How many bad chicken jokes can you stand?
The Singing Chicken package for $150 includes a dozen chicken jokes, 1 humorous song and a personalized card. For an extra charge, we’ll bring Chicken McNuggets.
The Graduation Gorilla
Make your grad party or prom weekend the best ever. The Graduation Gorilla is available for high school, college and even post-graduate level events. Sing the loud drunken version of The Eyes of Texas as the Gorilla plays the ukulele. Or give us a couple of weeks and we'll learn your school song. We also offer a hip hop version of The Graduation Song. Silliness quotient very high.
The Graduation Gorilla package for $150 includes a school song and personalized card.
The Gorilla
So, you REALLY want to embarrass someone? Send them a gorilla.
The Gorilla Package for $150 includes a gorilla to deliver a love song or insulting birthday song, a bouquet of bananas and a personalized card.
Stripper
Introducing the one, the only, Stripping Gorilla! If you want someone to remember this day for the rest of their lives, look no further. (The gorilla strips, not the human - no human flesh is seen)
The Stripping Gorilla Package for $195 includes one dancing stripping gorilla.