Options
The Original Telegram
Surprise loved ones, bosses, teachers, secretaries at work or at the front doors of their homes. The following options are delivered wearing semi-formal attire. A song list is available for your choosing.
Sweet & Simple Package for $75 includes 1 or 2 songs, and a personalized card.
Loving Kindness Package for $90 includes 1 or 2 songs, a personalized card and a small gift. This gift could be a balloon, candy gift bag, single rose or other small but personal treasure.
Sweetheart Package for $115 includes 2 songs, a personalized card, and a simple floral arrangement.
True Love Package for $150 includes 2 songs, a personalized card and a dozen rose arrangement.
Long Distance for $25 includes a song and personalized message delivered over the phone.
Just Like Mom
Perfect for students or anyone who needs some TLC. If you can’t be there in person, send us to fuss over your darling. Two dozen of the best home-baked chocolate cookies in the world included in the delivery. We’ll remind your sweetie to eat some vegetables (french fries don’t count) and warn them not to burn the candle at both ends. And tell them to clean up their room, cause it looks like bomb went off in there! Also included are your personal message in a card and two songs. We recommend Take Good Care of Yourself and You Belong to Me. Great for birthdays, graduations and just because you miss them.
Just Like Mom Package for $11o includes 2 dozen cookies, 2 songs and a card.
Marilyn Monroe
A sizzling addition to any party or event. Songs include Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, My Heart Belongs to Daddy and a very special Happy Birthday.
The Marilyn Monroe package for $150 includes 1 or 2 songs and your personal message in a card.
Singing Chicken
Q; Is chicken soup really good for your health?
A: Not if you’re the chicken!
How many bad chicken jokes can you stand?
The Singing Chicken package for $150 includes a dozen chicken jokes, 1 humorous song and a personalized card. For an extra charge, we’ll bring Chicken McNuggets.
The Graduation Gorilla
Make your grad party or prom weekend the best ever. The Graduation Gorilla is available for high school, college and even post-graduate level events. Sing the loud drunken version of The Eyes of Texas as the Gorilla plays the ukulele. Or give us a couple of weeks and we'll learn your school song. We also offer a hip hop version of The Graduation Song. Silliness quotient very high.
The Graduation Gorilla package for $150 includes a school song and personalized card.
The Gorilla
So, you REALLY want to embarrass someone? Send them a gorilla.
The Gorilla Package for $195 includes a gorilla to deliver a love song or insulting birthday song, a bouquet of bananas and a personalized card.
Stripper
Introducing the one, the only, Stripping Gorilla! If you want someone to remember this day for the rest of their lives, look no further. (The gorilla strips, not the human - no human flesh is seen)
The Stripping Gorilla Package for $195 includes one dancing stripping gorilla.