Telegram Options | Maggie Wareham

Kermit

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:21:07 -0600

It’s Kermit, the world’s most lovable frog! He sings “It’s Not Easy Being Green” or your choice of a love song, tells a bunch of silly frog jokes and holds a croaking contest. Great for events with an environmental theme, hospital visits and children’s parties.

Kermit is $110 and includes festive mylar balloon.

Ukulele Hula Girl

Tue, 03 May 2011 08:06:44 -0500

This Hawaiian princess will have everyone up and doing the Huki Lau Hawaiian dance as she strums her ukulele. Dressed in a pretty, colorful (but not revealing) costume, she will present the birthday person with a lei and sing your choice of the following songs: You Are My Sunshine, Don't Worry About a Thing by Bob Marley, Aloha Oe and Stand By Me. Then she’ll ask everyone to join in singing Happy Birthday. The Ukulele Hula Girl package for $110 includes a lei for the birthday person, one song and the Huki Lau dance number.

Julia Child

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:38:49 -0600

“I’m Julia Child. Bon Appetit!” A fun addition to a dinner party, wine and food festival or a gala fundraiser, Julia swoops in and gives a hilarious cooking lesson based loosely (very loosely) on a recipe from her famous television show, The French Chef. Bouillabaisse will never be the same!

The Julia Child package for $125 includes a cooking lesson by a Julia Child impersonator, one song and two colorful mylar balloons.

How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:35:01 -0600

Convert prospects to sales with custom-written telegrams singing your praises. Send a thank you for the big contract you just won. Nail down that dream job. We work with you to re-write lyrics to popular songs and choose the appropriate costume. We deliver the telegram -- your style and creativity win them over! $195 per telegram.

The Graduation Gorilla

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:25:20 -0500

Make your grad party or prom weekend the best ever. The Graduation Gorilla is available for high school, college and even post-graduate level events. Sing the loud drunken version of The Eyes of Texas as the Gorilla plays the ukulele. Or give us a couple of weeks and we'll learn your school song. We also offer a hip hop version of The Graduation Song. Silliness quotient very high.

The Graduation Gorilla package for $150 includes a school song and personalized card.

Singing Chicken

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:12:17 -0500

Q; Is chicken soup really good for your health?

A: Not if you’re the chicken!

How many bad chicken jokes can you stand?

The Singing Chicken package for $150 includes a dozen chicken jokes, 1 humorous song and a personalized card. For an extra charge, we’ll bring Chicken McNuggets.

Marilyn Monroe

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:12:12 -0500

A sizzling addition to any party or event. Songs include Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend, My Heart Belongs to Daddy and a very special Happy Birthday.

The Marilyn Monroe package for $150 includes 1 or 2 songs and your personal message in a card.

Just Like Mom

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:46:33 -0500

Perfect for students or anyone who needs some TLC. If you can’t be there in person, send us to fuss over your darling. One dozen of the best home-baked chocolate cookies in the world included in the delivery. Also included are your personal message in a card and two songs. Great for birthdays, graduations and just because you miss them.

Just Like Mom package for $110 includes 1 dozen cookies, 2 songs and a card.

Stripper

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:33:05 -0500

Introducing the one, the only, Stripping Gorilla! If you want someone to remember this day for the rest of their lives, look no further. (The gorilla strips, not the human - no human flesh is seen)

The Stripping Gorilla Package for $150 includes one dancing stripping gorilla.

The Gorilla

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:36:07 -0600

So, you REALLY want to embarrass someone? Send them a gorilla.

The Gorilla Package for $150 includes a gorilla to deliver a love song or insulting birthday song, a bouquet of bananas and a personalized card.

The Original Telegram

Thu, 31 Dec 1903 18:00:00 -0600

Surprise loved ones, bosses, teachers, secretaries at work or at the front doors of their homes. The following options are delivered wearing semi-formal attire. A song list is available for your choosing.

Sweet & Simple Package for $75 includes 1 or 2 songs, and a personalized card.

Loving Kindness Package for $90 includes 1 or 2 songs, a personalized card and a small gift. This gift could be a balloon, candy gift bag, single rose or other small but personal treasure.

Sweetheart Package for $115 includes 2 songs, a personalized card, and a simple floral arrangement.

True Love Package for $150 includes 2 songs, a personalized card and a dozen rose arrangement.

Long Distance for $25 includes a song and personalized message delivered over the phone.